Stupidity Humor!

Got something to talk about that has nothing to do with gaming or the guild--this is the place to be!
Post Reply
User avatar
Cleon
Guild Master
Posts: 968
Joined: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:03 MST
Location: Silverhill, AL
Contact:

Stupidity Humor!

Post by Cleon »

Rawr! Enjoy!

> Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

> Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

> Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

> Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

> Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

> Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

> Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.





> EVER WONDER ....

> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

> Why are they called apartments when

> they are all stuck together?

> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
We are Kindred of Valiance

World of Warcraft

[ Old Blanchy Server WOTLK - CLASSIC]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Horde Realm ]
(Raamiah - Shaman) (Mørck - Warrior) (Arowana - Hunter) (Karîna - Rogue) (Ådam - Priest) (Krìsti - Warlock) (Lèo - Druid) (Valsu - Paladin) (Stibnites - Mage) (Festae - Death Knight)

[ Grobbulus Server WOTLK - CLASSIC]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Alliance Realm ]
(Valsu - Shaman) (Uaru - Warrior) (Trapiche - Hunter) (Lejes - Rogue) (Cleon - Priest) (Ealdor - Warlock) (Pacu - Druid) (Salvini - Paladin) (Jardini - Mage) (Jurupari - Death Knight)

[ Illidan Server BFA]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Horde Realm ]
(Stibnite - Mage) (Valsu - Shaman) (Lèjés - Demon Hunter) (Cleonae - Hunter) (Cleon - Priest) (Machairo - Warrior)
(Festae - Death Knight) (Sapote - Druid) (Castle - Paladin) (Erìk - Monk) (Progressive - Rogue) (Ealdor - Warlock)
Leonthor
Posts: 267
Joined: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:33 MST
Location: Arlington, TX

Re: Stupidity Humor!

Post by Leonthor »

Wow Cleon, seen most of those many times before... Still funny though!

You must be bored if your posting this stuff today.
Leonthor, Tamaromni, Neighlon and others in DAoC.
WoW (retired):Wambuku Pa-Monk, Phoebria NE-Priest, Leonthor Wo-Druid, Xarlyndra Hu-Mage, Tinaldyr Hu-Paladin, Yzcirin Dr-Shaman

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy & taste good with ketchup!!!
User avatar
Cleon
Guild Master
Posts: 968
Joined: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:03 MST
Location: Silverhill, AL
Contact:

Re: Stupidity Humor!

Post by Cleon »

Nope, my wife made me do it.

Being Filipina, she took great thrill reading those for the first time.

8-)
We are Kindred of Valiance

World of Warcraft

[ Old Blanchy Server WOTLK - CLASSIC]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Horde Realm ]
(Raamiah - Shaman) (Mørck - Warrior) (Arowana - Hunter) (Karîna - Rogue) (Ådam - Priest) (Krìsti - Warlock) (Lèo - Druid) (Valsu - Paladin) (Stibnites - Mage) (Festae - Death Knight)

[ Grobbulus Server WOTLK - CLASSIC]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Alliance Realm ]
(Valsu - Shaman) (Uaru - Warrior) (Trapiche - Hunter) (Lejes - Rogue) (Cleon - Priest) (Ealdor - Warlock) (Pacu - Druid) (Salvini - Paladin) (Jardini - Mage) (Jurupari - Death Knight)

[ Illidan Server BFA]—[A
CTIVE]—[ Horde Realm ]
(Stibnite - Mage) (Valsu - Shaman) (Lèjés - Demon Hunter) (Cleonae - Hunter) (Cleon - Priest) (Machairo - Warrior)
(Festae - Death Knight) (Sapote - Druid) (Castle - Paladin) (Erìk - Monk) (Progressive - Rogue) (Ealdor - Warlock)
Post Reply