What teh H3LL?!

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Noruknork
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What teh H3LL?!

Post by Noruknork »

Ok, what is with the female dwarves in every frickin' MMORPG?! Ugly, fat, and unused.

I've seen 50 now run around the PvP areas...

I'm fed up and help me put em down! CHOP OF THE HEADS AND FEED EM TO OGRES AND TROLLS IN BASKETS! :twisted:

Oh, and I wonder what a female Goblin looks like... :|
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Post by Cleon »

Unfortunately, dwarves are some form of outcast, miniature humanoid which reproduces in the normal manner.

Goblins don't have a female version because they are spore-spawned into creation--technically as a unisex--therefore, there's no need for them to waste time with relationships. They can simply focus on slaying more stunties.
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Re: What teh H3LL?!

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Must KILL Stuntiiiiieeeessszzz!!!
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